Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Mr Chau

Meh, I suddenly thought of our infamous friend Shih Chau, the biggest prankster I've known my entire life.



Remember the things he did that made us BURST OUT LAUGHING in class? Priceless man those memories. I actually thought of them and still burst out laughing in my lecture class. LOL.

Lets recap on the pranks he made:
1. Brought a bottle full of yeast and liquid carbs in hope of exploding the bottle and splatter yeast all over someone. The prank failed though, cause until the end of the day, the yeast did not produce enough CO2. So before he left, he thought of a cunning idea of tying it on the railing so someone will be caught by surprise when it explodes.
The next day the bottle's missing, and we heard rumours about a girl ate some exploded yeast. xD

2. We interrupted a water rocket competition by stealing bottles and materials from contestants and build our own water rocket! However it did not steer too well and flew over the science labs into the science garden. What an achievement!

3. Chau, QJ and Heng Bong (another U6F mascot) went to clear the rubbish one day. Instead of getting the bag to its destination, Chau and HB placed it right in front of a form5 class next to PBSM room and ran off. Poor QJ stood right outside the class and shouted at them! LOL that prompted swift response from the form5 class which poured out to investigate the commotion. Epic fail thanks to QJ!
**Edited, sorry QJ. =)

4. Discovery of the roof hatch being unlocked prompted more stunts from Chau. He and Chan Yan and another person I can't think of climbed up to take photographs. Soon, Heng Bong's bag got up there (I think) and it invoke the greatest rage in history by Heng Bong. Haha.
Chau and Chan Yan planned to bring golf clubs to hit on the roof on graduation day, but the plan didn't get carried out. Thank heavens.

5. One day we had strings in our classroom, and having strings means trouble. We tied the strings to the duster to prank Pn Sim. Flying duster! Phailed nevertheless.
And you know what next? He brought some stapler bullets and mini chunks of bread and tie them to the string. He tried to fish the "longkang" fish in the ultra small pond next to PBSM room. LOL still phailed.

6. This in my opinion, the best prank ever by Chau! The thought of it still makes me shiver in laughter. If there is a list of the pranks he ever did in his life, this should be #1. LOL. So here's how it started:
When our classroom moved to Block C, there was a period when one of the female toilets in block C has been changed to a males (not the computer room one, the level below computer room). This change wasn't for long (management error of CHS?) and it got converted back to a female toilet. Of course we guys were unhappy because we have to walk a long way to toilets from block C. So our Mr Chau, with his superb pranking expertise, printed out a Male toilet sign, kept it as formal as possible, even LAMINATED IT. So you can practically guess what happened next: he stuck it right on top of the official female toilet sign! We were totally unaware of it, just thought it was weird, but people started treating it as a male toilet nontheless. Girls complained, guys rejoiced for the reestablishing of the male toilet.... until one poor guy (I can't remember... was it Wan Te? Sean? Kok Hooi?)entered the toilet while a worker was washing the toilet. IT FREAKED THE HELL OUT OF HER WHEN SHE SAW A GUY ENTERED! Hahahahahhahaa the poor guy got chased out, innocently pointing at the guy toilet sign outside but to no avail. The worker realized it was a fake sign and tear it off. What a perfectly executed prank ever!!



Well if any of you guys thought of any, feel free to add. Let's celebrate the biggest prankster of U6F!





11 Aug 09, 02:41
8080: To quote shih chau: hey, Pn Sim, wat kind of guitar u play? Electric (guitar)? *mimics an electric guitar stunt* LOL!

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